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XLosFreemanosX- 10-27-2005
You ALL HAVE to keep in mind......
...that Jesus brakes for no man, and even though running with scissors seemed like a good idea at the time, the political climate of lower Ummagumma land is decidedly cheesecake. You've got to use your WINCERS not your PEEPERS! Breaking down the musical concorde that is life, I've defined the rules of engagement down to only 3 easy payments of $24.95 BEHOLD! 1. Why did Jesus Christ walk on water? Becuase he couldn't swim! 2. The energy E carried by each PHOTON of light depends on the frequency f of the light such that E = hf, where h (Planck's constant) equals 6.63 x 10^-34 Js. 3. There is NO WAY of talking your way out of wiping your ass on somebodys pillow.....even if you shout, "Surpize!" Congratulations! I just made more sense than you. Hugs and kisses, Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrichard Milhous Nixon. XOXOX

Skitz_Chik- 10-27-2005
BEST.POST.EVER!
Now let's keep on topic for this thread.... PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER..... ?! Ahh, there's no competition with Freemanos :? -Skitz

El Gringo Magnifico- 10-28-2005

I. Love. You.

Master D- 11-01-2005

Would You Like Fries With That? I'll have a litreacola..... its for a cop!

Josie- 11-02-2005

uhh...... do we make..... leederacola?

Angri-Bevi- 11-02-2005

litreofcola is french for give me some f*cking cola.. yay....

Master D- 11-02-2005

Were gonna be called car ramrod, your last name is ramerthorne.... Ram and my name is rod. RAMROD, you get it?

Angri-Bevi- 11-02-2005

Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here and watch you smoke the whole bag... Please no... Next time this happens, and I want you to relax take a deep breath and pull ur heads out of each other's asses. Easy for you to say, he's only got a little head! I can do this all day... I love that movie -=sigh=-

Sezzy- 11-02-2005

El Burito que el amor de o está para mí solamente a abrazar y a besarse!

kaos- 11-02-2005

such pretty words

Angri-Bevi- 11-02-2005

Sez.. what the hell did you say? lol

Sezzy- 11-02-2005

The Burito that I love is for me alone to hug and kiss!

Angri-Bevi- 11-02-2005

LMFAO! Thats gold. Nice work Sez

XLosFreemanosX- 11-03-2005

Why did the voluptuous fruit vendor have the banana put under arrest for attempted rape? Because he tried to SQUEEZE HER PEAR!

Sezzy- 11-03-2005

Su humor hace mi sensación de la risa como es un niño de la vida!

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