WHAT A NIGHT! New Champions!
Bobby Marshall has done it! Man, i'm freaking happy, what a night and what a match. European Union win tag gold, that's even more awesome. I'm loving this so freakin' much.

Quick we only have 16 hours to think of a new anti bobby chant, I'm thinking we continue to use the ones we have but replace the word belt with balls. I know its a bad idea, but we need something, the line You cant get the job done legitimately without the help of a steel chair in hand, is probably to long. or of course theres always: "Bobby Drinks chick booze" or "Bobby Drinks shit booze" any other suggestion would be greatly appreciated as I'm not terribly great at this (evidence above).

'Bobby Marshall? More like Bobby JERK!' Anyone got a full set of results for me?

Bobby Marshall Cheated to def. Shane Haste w/ use of steel chair Jose Del 'lost a lot of weight' santo def. Nate dooley Mikey Nicholls def. Grimace EU def. Hellfish in 3 on 1 handicap match for Tag Titles Hellfish def. Eu by DQ Richter Def. Chris Vice in 3 way dance and Davis Storm and Mystery partner Hartley Jackson def. AZ Vegara and JT Jay Taylor. Current Campions: NWA- Mikey Nicholls EPW- Bobby Marshall :( Tag Team- EU

Jag and Storm killed JAZT Wally beat Chase Richter pinned Vice while Devlin was busy in a 'battle of people wearing black and blue' match Jose beat Doole and his childeren's wear version of Jimmy's tights (although I'd have liked for him to have DOOLY written on his wrist like Jimmy has BULLY) His pants beat Tony (again) The Union are triple threat style champs after beating The 'fish Mikey retained over Jimmy and his kickass new Cash covering Moby music. Marshall proved he can get the job done, provided he uses 26 chair shots, a belt shot, 9475 scissor kicks, a table and the awesome power of apples. Bobby 'Payne' Marshall, AZ 'Storm' Vegara, Jay 'Jag' Taylor and Hootie 'Dooley' McGee celebrated.

Davis Storm and Jag Defeated AZ and JT Richter Defeated Chris Vice and Devlin Reeves Azazal Defeated Chris Vice The Fighting Hellfish Defeated the European Union by DQ The Fighting Hellfish then challenged the European Union to a Handicap match for the belts. The European Union then Defeated The Fighting Hellfish to become the new EPW tag Team Champions Mikey Nicholls Defeated Jimmy Payne to retain the NWA Australian Title I can't remember the results of Jose'Del Santo VS Nate Dooley Bobby Marshall Defeated Shane Haste to become the new EPW Champion.

hmmm... three sets of results all affirming the same things.

I'm new to posting but have been a reader for a long time. Why not just a simple "UDL" chant for bobby.

Is Azazal Jake wallace or drake wallace ??? I couldnt quite hear it properly....

I hear after the UDL's Bobby, AZ and Jay were so excited they ate a whole bucket of ice cream and watched the Notebook twice

A well timed "Harden the fuck up" chant wouldn't have gone astray when they were drinking the UDL's. Mind you, even the best of us have had a UDL in the past. Nice entertaining show i thought. Good platform to start the year.I like how they didn't try and do anthing too extreme and set the bar too high for the rest of the year. The table spot was insane tho, Bobby snapping and unleashing with the chair was sweet. Everytime Jimmy yelled out his name i wanted to yell back Timmy. That match was really good If we cant chant "Azazal's a wanker" can we atleast chant "Drake the snake charmer" Bobby's valet looks like she's a "supre model". Is she available for babysitting by any chance? AND AND AND we got to see Jag. Have wanted to see him wrestle for yonks.

ok UDL chant it is.