Robbed...
God damn it, we were robbed at Re-Awakening. Over 700 fans, 35 retarded message board posters, 5 cameras and a pretty boy referee saw the Ironman pin that little runt CJL's tiny shoulders to the mat and it takes one no-good stinking zebra to take away our gold!?! Are you kidding me? What a load of garbage. And then Jack Burbank pipes up and vacates the titles that rightfully belong to the Fathers of Explosive Coastal Wrestling. I have all the right in the world to march down to the police station and have Burbank arrested for stealing!! Because that's what he did.. he stole the Tag Team titles from Davis Storm and I... and every single one of you who cheered will be charged as his accomplices. So get ready, because the boys in blue will be knocking at your doors shortly, you ungrateful jackoffs.

Nate forget about charging him... go up to the man himself, kick him in the shins, pulls his girly hair and tell him exactly what you think of his unlawful behaviour. He ripped every single one of the fans off with that stunt. Bad Burbank, bad. Dru

The only one who got robbed was the eskimo you got your fluffy white boots from.

Nate didnt steal the boots from no eskimo... he killed the damn polar bear himself! Hard work for most people, but easy as pie for Nate "The Answer" Dooley. Dru.

OMG~~!!! I h8 j00 Nate, u suk

wil u pls spk propa english~`#! wats wiv all da dam sl@ng deez dayz*^??? so much 4 edacashun. sry, cnt spell rite in curant st8 ov retardedness. Hey do I fit in now Mr. Magnifico? Dru. P.S. u r gay, Nate rox! u suk.

-Not only does Nate Dooley not have the balls to go to antartica, he wouldn't have been able to shoot a polar bear because it would have been out of range because Nate would have shat himself at the first sight of a polar bear. Number one... why does it take balls to go to antarctica? You make no sense, small infidel child. Number two... Shouldn't shoot polar bears anyways... and he didnt! He just rushed up on a coupla cubs when mumma bear was out, shoved a foot up each of their asses and walked happily off again... just like he's gonna shove his boot up the ass of anyone who stands between him and the titles next event. Number three... tough guy do me a favour... you go to antarctica and stand up to a polar bear, see if you dont shit yourself. Or, if you cant make it to antarctica due to your lack of balls, why not just go over to someone like Havok and threaten to shoot him... see what happens. I mean, he's huge and hairy, basic human equivalent to a bear. And Princess... I didnt say that only the Forefathers fans got ripped off. You're telling me that you didnt feel the tiniest bit annoyed that GST went home without the gold? I said before, dont care who wins (although I wanted the Forefathers to) I just think that the ending itself sucked... and that Burbank should be kicked in the shins. Have I mentioned the kicking Burbank in the shins bit yet? Dru.

Im sorry Dru but first nate dooley would go kill a polar for their hides, then you say he wouldnt? Well did he or didnt he? Make up your feeble mind child, its not that hard.

Well figure it out... he did kill polar bears... he obviously wouldnt wear live ones now would he? I never said anything about Nate not KILLING polar bears, I said you shouldnt SHOOT them... two totally different topics. There is more than one way to skin a cat... or, as the case may be, get polar-bear boots. Dru.

firstly why do we care how nate got his boots it doesnt matter how he got them all that matters is that they look cool

It matters, Markus, because Mr Smarty-pants 'Sic' guy called the brilliant Nate Dooley a thief... the only thief I see around here is Burbank, and we shalt not compare the almighty talented Nate Dooley to the dirty little thief known as 'Gentleman' Jack Burbank. And because I said so! :P Dru.

You're a thief too.. trying to steal the one thing the Forefathers have left after our tag titles have gone... our originality. There is no room on the Explosive Coastal Wrestling bangwagon unless you were there at Awakening... so get to stepping, you're as bad as the rest.