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Well its after Stand And Deliver, and normally I’d be up for a couple hours more but due to reasons beyond my control im home early. Now as many of u are either living up the rest of the night…. Or sleeping whilst I cant sleep, I figure hey why not give u people the results of NWA PRO / EPW Stand and deliver. As always if u weren’t there…. Sucks to be you! Over 300 – 350 people, weren’t as deprived as you. G.S.T defeated JAMES STREET and James’s new best friend KIEL E LECTRIFYING. You read right, Kiel wasn’t tagging with Shane Haste, Awsome Inc appeared to be no more. If you were there, you’d understand why. Once again the fans loved G.S.T SHANE HASTE defeated AZAZAL Azazal will be quite upset that someone came from back stage and most likely in Azazal’s opinion, cost him the match. If u were there you’d know who im talking about. Lets just say it wasn’t Los Freemanos. EUROPEAN UNION defeated AZ VEGARA and CHRIS VICE Once again little Jonathon picked up a victory, surprisingly over AZ Vegara. But we all saw that Chris Vice didn’t really try that hard to help his tag partner. Jonny’s on a roll now, at least three pins in a row. Once again Vice let down the team, and AZ only did what he had to do. Tho some may beg to differ. If you, were there, then you’d by entiteled to your opinion on this one. Now I ask u this… if by some chance the EU managed to beat G.S.T… would that be a good thing or a bad thing? See on the one side, the EU would have the titles, but on the other hand, if they wore the belts under their robes… The Don’s smallgoods would be hidden away… even if only briefly. FN CARNAGE defeated RICHTER in the POWERBOMB match Yes that’s right F.N Carnage found a way to meet wrestling’s definition of a powerbomb and defeat EPW bigman Richter. What u don’t believe me? As a fellow net surfer once said…. You should have been there After the intermission break, we had the usual PRIZE GIVEAWAY, you know, tickets to the next show, dvd’s of a previous EPW event, and an EPW cap. To win these the majority of the time you have to make a really good sign. U know… Im with Stoopid à that kinda thing, but EPW related. On the odd occasion u might win prizes for other reasons, such as dance competitions, trivia (tho this was an old gold members house show thing) and sometimes, for being the quickest to get drunk… no I must be joking about that one. EPW ENCOURAGES RESPONSIBLE DRINKING At this point I just wanna say… WOW, it was good to see SO MANY signs tonight. Stand and Deliver, the fans certainly did. I don’t think I’ve even seen that many signs. I sure hope to see that again Anyways enough about the fans, the spotlight needs to be shifted back to the superstars. After prize giveaway, Lukey entered, and get ready for this….. Apologised for his behavior. He explained why he was fired. Cos no one wanted to hear about wrestling on the radio! Can u believe that! How stupid are these radio people. If no one wants to hear about wrestling, why did Nova 93.7 so eagerly get involved with WWE one of the time’s they appeared in Perth. Why? Does Rove McManus let some kid do an impersonation of WWE champion John Cena (until Wrestlemania), on live national TV. Why does Rove also have guest on his show like Ric Flair, The Rock and if it weren’t for the whole Tuesday September 11 incident…. Bret “The Hitman” Hart. Oh that’s right the WWE is a multimillion dollar company. Why? Because people are interested in wrestling! Hahaha its funny tho, I haven’t even listened to 92.9’s new breakfast show yet. Why? Because so many people I know not involved with wrestling, say they are shit. Too bad 92.9 u lost your biggest asset to the future. Woah sidetracked Anyways, “The Answer” Nate Dooley came out with Xerious Blade. Lukey and Dooley got into a heated discussion, resulting in Lukey doing something quite drastic. If u weren’t there u wont understand till someone else mentions it. PSYCHOFETT defeated NATE DOOLEY After a lot of cheating from forefathers Blade and Dooley, Lukey ran out to even the score, effectively helping his old pal Psychofett to the victory. Whats the matter? Too short of a description for you. Well if you’re not sick of it you will be soon… U SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE DEVLIN Reeves defeated J TAYLOR I feel sorry for J Taylor, he sure hasn’t had the easiest entry into EPW. But then again, there are no easy matches. He sure does look mighty emo of late though. Its only a couple of losses, its not the end of the world yet. A bit more training and im sure he’ll pick up the confidence boosting first victory. I was going to put a lame joke about cherry popping, confidence and match victories, but I decided against it. Mid match Reeves warned Jamie Jurah not to come back, but if he were stupid enough to return, then challenged him to show up at EPW’s next event “SUDDEN IMPACT” on APRIL 22 2006 MIKEY HAVOK This was an awesome match. So even it could have gone anyway. There were many close counts, many high impact devestating moves, many spots in the match that left the crowd thinking “how did he kick out of that”. But that was what was to be expected, after all it was EPW champion vs last weekend’s newly crowned MPW champion. Im not gonna point out highlights, the people that were there surely will talk about it, and the people that weren’t there…. Should have been. In the end even a desperate Mikey couldn’t put away Havok. Im sure most of the crowd were shocked… but not upset when Havok got the unexpected victory Your winner and NEW EPW CHAMPION….. HAVOK… no don’t get you’re eyes -*test*-('")ed, you read right. Mikey remarkably passed on the belt without much more than nostalgic hesitation and left. The show ended with Havok embracing all his gold…. The MAXIMUM POWER WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP, The EPW INVITATIONAL TROPHYand his newest and most valuable prize… The EXPLOSIVE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP The EPW Championship continues to build up its frequent flyer points
Well its after Stand And Deliver, and normally I’d be up for a couple hours more but due to reasons beyond my control im home early. Now as many of u are either living up the rest of the night…. Or sleeping whilst I cant sleep, I figure hey why not give u people the results of NWA PRO / EPW Stand and deliver. As always if u weren’t there…. Sucks to be you! Over 300 – 350 people, weren’t as deprived as you. G.S.T defeated JAMES STREET and James’s new best friend KIEL E LECTRIFYING. You read right, Kiel wasn’t tagging with Shane Haste, Awsome Inc appeared to be no more. If you were there, you’d understand why. Once again the fans loved G.S.T SHANE HASTE defeated AZAZAL Azazal will be quite upset that someone came from back stage and most likely in Azazal’s opinion, cost him the match. If u were there you’d know who im talking about. Lets just say it wasn’t Los Freemanos. EUROPEAN UNION defeated AZ VEGARA and CHRIS VICE Once again little Jonathon picked up a victory, surprisingly over AZ Vegara. But we all saw that Chris Vice didn’t really try that hard to help his tag partner. Jonny’s on a roll now, at least three pins in a row. Once again Vice let down the team, and AZ only did what he had to do. Tho some may beg to differ. If you, were there, then you’d by entiteled to your opinion on this one. Now I ask u this… if by some chance the EU managed to beat G.S.T… would that be a good thing or a bad thing? See on the one side, the EU would have the titles, but on the other hand, if they wore the belts under their robes… The Don’s smallgoods would be hidden away… even if only briefly. FN CARNAGE defeated RICHTER in the POWERBOMB match Yes that’s right F.N Carnage found a way to meet wrestling’s definition of a powerbomb and defeat EPW bigman Richter. What u don’t believe me? As a fellow net surfer once said…. You should have been there After the intermission break, we had the usual PRIZE GIVEAWAY, you know, tickets to the next show, dvd’s of a previous EPW event, and an EPW cap. To win these the majority of the time you have to make a really good sign. U know… Im with Stoopid à that kinda thing, but EPW related. On the odd occasion u might win prizes for other reasons, such as dance competitions, trivia (tho this was an old gold members house show thing) and sometimes, for being the quickest to get drunk… no I must be joking about that one. EPW ENCOURAGES RESPONSIBLE DRINKING At this point I just wanna say… WOW, it was good to see SO MANY signs tonight. Stand and Deliver, the fans certainly did. I don’t think I’ve even seen that many signs. I sure hope to see that again Anyways enough about the fans, the spotlight needs to be shifted back to the superstars. After prize giveaway, Lukey entered, and get ready for this….. Apologised for his behavior. He explained why he was fired. Cos no one wanted to hear about wrestling on the radio! Can u believe that! How stupid are these radio people. If no one wants to hear about wrestling, why did Nova 93.7 so eagerly get involved with WWE one of the time’s they appeared in Perth. Why? Does Rove McManus let some kid do an impersonation of WWE champion John Cena (until Wrestlemania), on live national TV. Why does Rove also have guest on his show like Ric Flair, The Rock and if it weren’t for the whole Tuesday September 11 incident…. Bret “The Hitman” Hart. Oh that’s right the WWE is a multimillion dollar company. Why? Because people are interested in wrestling! Hahaha its funny tho, I haven’t even listened to 92.9’s new breakfast show yet. Why? Because so many people I know not involved with wrestling, say they are shit. Too bad 92.9 u lost your biggest asset to the future. Woah sidetracked Anyways, “The Answer” Nate Dooley came out with Xerious Blade. Lukey and Dooley got into a heated discussion, resulting in Lukey doing something quite drastic. If u weren’t there u wont understand till someone else mentions it. PSYCHOFETT defeated NATE DOOLEY After a lot of cheating from forefathers Blade and Dooley, Lukey ran out to even the score, effectively helping his old pal Psychofett to the victory. Whats the matter? Too short of a description for you. Well if you’re not sick of it you will be soon… U SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE DEVLIN Reeves defeated J TAYLOR I feel sorry for J Taylor, he sure hasn’t had the easiest entry into EPW. But then again, there are no easy matches. He sure does look mighty emo of late though. Its only a couple of losses, its not the end of the world yet. A bit more training and im sure he’ll pick up the confidence boosting first victory. I was going to put a lame joke about cherry popping, confidence and match victories, but I decided against it. Mid match Reeves warned Jamie Jurah not to come back, but if he were stupid enough to return, then challenged him to show up at EPW’s next event “SUDDEN IMPACT” on APRIL 22 2006 MIKEY HAVOK This was an awesome match. So even it could have gone anyway. There were many close counts, many high impact devestating moves, many spots in the match that left the crowd thinking “how did he kick out of that”. But that was what was to be expected, after all it was EPW champion vs last weekend’s newly crowned MPW champion. Im not gonna point out highlights, the people that were there surely will talk about it, and the people that weren’t there…. Should have been. In the end even a desperate Mikey couldn’t put away Havok. Im sure most of the crowd were shocked… but not upset when Havok got the unexpected victory Your winner and NEW EPW CHAMPION….. HAVOK… no don’t get you’re eyes -*test*-('")ed, you read right. Mikey remarkably passed on the belt without much more than nostalgic hesitation and left. The show ended with Havok embracing all his gold…. The MAXIMUM POWER WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP, The EPW INVITATIONAL TROPHYand his newest and most valuable prize… The EXPLOSIVE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP The EPW Championship continues to build up its frequent flyer points