Re-Awakening Afterparty!
After Jimmy Payne crushes the selfish Psychofett in less than a minute, Davis Storm and my good-looking self won't even take off our EPW tag team titles to destroy GST and Jag makes it a clean sweep for the Forefathers when he buries 'your' Champion Mikey... we're going to have a big big after-party. We're going to drink the finest wine and champagne, party with beautiful beautiful women and although I have already proven to be one of the grea-*test*-('") champions in Australian wrestling history, I will also stake my claim to be the single best dancer in this country aswell. We're going to spend hours upon hours marvelling at our shiny gold belts and wondering just exactly how life gets any better than being a Forefather of Explosive Coastal Wrestling... But do you know the best thing is... None of you ungrateful, useless, smelly, socially outcast pieces of garbage will be there. Just like at Awakening, when you all wanted to be a part of the special night... you weren't invited... you weren't good enough or popular enough to make it in... And you're not invited to the celebration of our triumphs at Re-Awakening. So whether you like, or whether you don't.. learn to love it.. because it's the best thing going. Dooley!
After Jimmy Payne crushes the selfish Psychofett in less than a minute, Davis Storm and my good-looking self won't even take off our EPW tag team titles to destroy GST and Jag makes it a clean sweep for the Forefathers when he buries 'your' Champion Mikey... we're going to have a big big after-party. We're going to drink the finest wine and champagne, party with beautiful beautiful women and although I have already proven to be one of the grea-*test*-('") champions in Australian wrestling history, I will also stake my claim to be the single best dancer in this country aswell. We're going to spend hours upon hours marvelling at our shiny gold belts and wondering just exactly how life gets any better than being a Forefather of Explosive Coastal Wrestling... But do you know the best thing is... None of you ungrateful, useless, smelly, socially outcast pieces of garbage will be there. Just like at Awakening, when you all wanted to be a part of the special night... you weren't invited... you weren't good enough or popular enough to make it in... And you're not invited to the celebration of our triumphs at Re-Awakening. So whether you like, or whether you don't.. learn to love it.. because it's the best thing going. Dooley!