he cut himself too deep to be at Sudden Impact.

he ran out of blackeyeliner

Stop talking about the emo! It defeats the purpose. He's an emo because 'nobody likes him, understands him or even knows he's alive. He may as well be dead, bladdie bla bla boop.' If you all keep saying you want to see him in matches, even if it's for the purpose of seeing him cry and roll around the mat in a tremendous amount of pain he may misinterpret this as attention, which is what all emos desire. Hence he will have achieved his goal and be happy. A happy emo does not work. You are therefore destroying the emo in him. And now, so am I. Holy fuck, this is a vicious cycle. To balance it all, we all hate you Jay Taylor, we all think you're crying corner needs to be redecorated in a more emo shade of black and that you're not even man enough to cut yourself real hard. Go and die. There, all is well again. Dru.