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The Vision- 02-20-2007
5 Reasons why Shane Haste will beat Nate Dooley
Shane Haste won wrestler of the year 2006. Dooley did not. Shane - 1 Dooley - 0 Orange, the secondary colour to the white of Hastes attire, is a less "metro" (i mean gay) colour than the purple of the Dooley factor. Shane - 2 Dooley - 0 Dooley relies upon branching on to the fourskins in order for some sort of stability whilst Haste can fend for his own. Shane - 3 Dooley - 0 Dooley screwed bobby out of his title victory. Shane did not. Shane - 4 Dooley - 0 And lastly Shane freakin flippy flippy flippy'd all the way off the freakin entrance way. Like that was completely insano. I dont think anyone else would of been able to do it better. I mean come on did you see that thing! .... Dooley did not Therefore Shane Haste will beat little Nate Dooley UNLESS his little goon buddies will run out with all gayness and prevent this from happening. Then they will probably all go out for a few drinks to celebrate a cheap victory and start hugging and eurghhh not even synista wants to go there man!

synista- 02-20-2007
Re: 5 Reasons why Shane Haste will beat Nate Dooley
Nothing about that post is accurate.... Nothing.

SurfingBozo- 02-20-2007
Re: 5 Reasons why Shane Haste will beat Nate Dooley
Nothing about that post is accurate.... Nothing. So true, although Vision sure does like to talk about Dooley. So much so that I think he wants to bare his children some day. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

synista- 02-20-2007

Not at all.

FallenInsanity- 02-20-2007

ONE REASON WHY DOOLEY WILL BEAT SHANE HASTE: DOOLEY IS A GOD shane isn't. Dooley 1 - Haste - 0

Dirty Harry- 02-20-2007
Re: 5 Reasons why Shane Haste will beat Nate Dooley
And lastly Shane freakin flippy flippy flippy'd all the way off the freakin entrance way. Like that was completely insano. I dont think anyone else would of been able to do it better. Mikey anyone? Ah yes you did not witness HoHW 2005.... Or Dooley at RA 2003 being 'completely insano'.

The Vision- 02-20-2007

So how are non of those posts accurate? Im pretty sure they all shoot out fair and true. Im pretty sure Haste DID win wrestler of the year, didnt screw bobby out of a title win, latch onto a stable to ease his insecurities, and moonsault of the entrance ramp. Oh and Orange is by far a cooler colour. geez So by all fairness these are all valid points.

chad- 02-20-2007

So how are none of those posts accurate? Im pretty sure they all shoot out fair and true. Im pretty sure Haste DID win wrestler of the year, didnt screw bobby out of a title win, latch onto a stable to ease his insecurities, and moonsault of the entrance ramp. Oh and Orange is by far a cooler colour. geez So by all fairness these are all valid points. Ok so u have 1 valid point, Shane did win Wrestler of the year, Dooley did not. However the song says 2 out of 3, not 1 out of 5 -Sure Dooley did interefere in the main event at ReAwakening, but that alone can not be attributed to Bobby losing. After all, if my memory serves me correct (which often it doesnt), Shane did also hit Jimmy with a frogsplash that match. -Shane may not have "latched" onto a stable, but technically he is part of one. At this point i'd like to introduce you to the "Young Guns" -Shane's moonsault was mighty awesome, just like Mikey's, but Dooley has jumped of a million foot ladder(slight exaggeration) to to win back control of the federation once, which in the grand scheme of things.... And technically, it did get a louder reaction. But still,Haste moonsaulting of the explodatron (thats what i like to call it cos im sure titantron is copywrited), still it was indeed awe inspiring -Last and most important, Orange isnt the cooler colour. Purple is by far. Sides it doesnt matter because everyone knows the coolest colours are Red and White..... unless you mix them, altho some mighty cool things do come in pink :D

The Vision- 02-21-2007

I wouldnt really call them much of a stable. The young guns that is. Otherwise we would already know their team for certain at evolution. But no they are justa group of guys thrown together for the mix. They are cool an all but their is no laid out member plan

InTheZone- 02-21-2007

I'd say if you don't class them as a stable, they're certainly heading that way. They have a shirt, and I thought the members were Vice, Haste, CJL and Bobby. They might be a stable born out of resistance, starting as four guys, but I'd say atleast, that they are heading that way.

Dano- 02-21-2007

i agree with InTheZone they are definetly headin towards a stable and if those four reunite for the event after DwD it will prove to be an awesome match however the chance of bobby returnin from the usa, unless he already has, is very slim. so i guess it may leave devlin in the all for one match!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in training- 02-22-2007

-Last and most important, Orange isnt the cooler colour. Purple is by far. Sides it doesnt matter because everyone knows the coolest colours are Red and White..... unless you mix them, altho some mighty cool things do come in pink :D Ding, Ding , Ding! We have a winner! Dooley is the man, the match will be close but this is Dooley we are talking about the Great Nate Dooley. And Vision you spelt the word foreskins wrong. :wink:

The Vision- 02-22-2007

I spelt it to suit the situation. And besides Haste is gonna wipe the floor with dooley. Thats about all dooleys good for. Being a floor wiperer. I guess thats one thing dooley is better at. Haste - 5 Dooley - 1

in training- 02-22-2007

Dooley's cookie monster boots are more unique then Shane Haste's generic ones. One more point to Dooley.

The Vision- 02-22-2007

No

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